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Virtue Signallers File Grievance Against Justin Trudeau

"We never said it would take 15 days to flatten the curve!"

MPs view label of "civil servant" antiquated.

New Shows On The Docket

Trudeau tables proposal to move Question Period to TikTok

Academics want to retroactively ban Gutenberg's printing press

Fact-checkers fact check claims they're retarded.

Anthony Fauci Self-Diagnoses As "Selective Bi-Polar".

Clue To Add Weapon And Room To Game

Public Order Emergency Commission Provides Riveting Testimonies Of Courage

Local Bike Association Wants Road Bikes Banned

Order Of Physicians And Canadian Medical Association Mandate Clown Noses For Doctors While Treating Covid

Professor Says It's Time To Do Away With Debates

In Wake Of Invasion By 50 Illegal Migrants Name Change From Martha's Vineyards To Karen's Vineyards Petitioned

Canadian Government To Replace Queen Elizabeth On 20 Dollar Bills With Spike Protein; Unveil Nationalized Dental Program

Fauci Plans To Take Up Clown Painting

Biden Challenges Inflation.

Eric Topol Teams With Sham-Wow Guy To Boost mRNA Sales And Nasal Sprays

Frank's Hot Sauce Used In Boosters

U.S. And Canadian Officials Urge Vaccinations To Bring Down Inflation

Trudeau Goes For The Degenerate Roman Emperor Look

Pfizer Can't Meme

'Unknown' becomes leading cause of death.

Sudden Muppet Death Syndrome Hits Sesame Street

Canada Day Organizers, Police And Government Lay Down Celebration Rules

Ontario Science Table Releases Preventative Covid Guidelines

Smokey the cat outperforms Covid math modellers.

Vaccines Deified; Calls For Death Penalty For Criticism Of Vaccines.

Medical Orders, Colleges And Pharma Request Official Partnership With Cartel; Mafia.

Breaking: WHO Reclassifies Viruses Originally Named With Generic "Virus".

Epidemiology degrees now available in a Cracker Jack box.

Ottawa Announces New Curriculum Based On 'Gut Feelings' And 'Hunches'.

Tam's Tips And Other Helpful Covid Tidbits

Trudeau Reveals Dates When He'll Test Positive For Covid-19

Francois Legault Unveils New Language Rules

Democrats Rename January 6, January 666

Unvaccinated Runner Wins Marathon After Vaccinated Field Drops Out

CDC Makes Slight Name Change; Introduces New Campaign Motto

Judge Defends Bias

Liberal Party applies for official cult status.

Pfizer Hires Robert Crumb as part of PR team.

Ethicists Gather At Vorkutlag

America Declares A War On The Common Cold

Justin Trudeau Announces Plan To Combat "Extremism" By Resigning.

Chuck Norris Has Covid, Monkeypox, And A Paper Cut.

Researchers Discover Vaccines Can't Harm Keith Richards

New Injection Of Shows Coming This Fall

Baby formula crisis responses from Democrat leadership.

Open Letter to epidemiologists: Shut the fuck up.

Crane rental company U-Crane asks public to stop sending canned goods.

Canada Unveils Plan For Unvaccinated Canadians.

Chrystia and Kamala form Sweet Soul Cringe Sisters Duo

Ukraine To Win All Awards Available

Genghis Khan Roams The Streets

Start-up introduces invisible mask

Nina Jankowicz cast in musical version of 'The Shining'.

Quebec Marks End Of Mask Mandate With Somber Ceremony; Empowers L'Office de la Langue Frenchie to fight Covid-19 +.

Fauci Declares Lockdowns Were All In Your Head

Francois Legault Ordains Himself P'Tit Augustus In Tacky Ceremony

Canada Unveils Abortion Rules For Americans

Joe Biden Can't Follow The Science

After closing deal with Moderna, the Canadian government looks to reboot K-Mart; McGill changes name to McDerna.

Petition to change national anthem to Littlest Hobo theme.

Meet Two Special Canadians

Minister Suggests Abortion Fest.

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Greta: Overturning Roe v. Wade will make climate change permanent.

CTV News presented satire award in error.

Canadians perplexed by countries ending mandates.

Faced with recalcitrant resistance, doctors suggest lobotomies to quell the spread of the Wuhan virus.

J-School heads demand the government provide them with questions to ask during official press conferences.

Second-rate epidemiologist: Diapers should be considered as an NPI.

New Zealand's largest Sheep Union is concerned with humans taking over their turf.

New study finds Granny was going to die anyway.

Fauci on Ivermectin: What's the mark up?

Man Wins Multiple International Awards For Calling Justin Trudeau a 'Poptart Lasagne'.

World Health Organization Announces Name Change

Long-Covid permanently ruins Boris Johnson's hair.

Tam suggests wearing masks in bathtub; fears rubber duckies are asymptomatic.

FactCheck, Snopes And Politifact Team Up To Fact Check Orwell's 'Nineteen Eighty-Four'.

ROSE TAKES A STROLL THROUGH SESAME STREET

Ontario and Quebec governments conclude vaccination van deal.

Justin and Jagmeet announce they’re the world’s first power couple.

McGill study show masks enhance dining experience.

Justin Trudeau tables Bill C-13 Happy Bill ordering people to be happy on his command.

Fauci considers joining PHAC after he leaves NIAID.

Quebec mulls replacing the Fleur-de-Lys with a Mask on its flag.

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