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Virtue Signallers File Grievance Against Justin Trudeau
"We never said it would take 15 days to flatten the curve!"
MPs view label of "civil servant" antiquated.
Trudeau tables proposal to move Question Period to TikTok
Academics want to retroactively ban Gutenberg's printing press
Fact-checkers fact check claims they're retarded.
Anthony Fauci Self-Diagnoses As "Selective Bi-Polar".
Clue To Add Weapon And Room To Game
Public Order Emergency Commission Provides Riveting Testimonies Of Courage
Local Bike Association Wants Road Bikes Banned
Professor Says It's Time To Do Away With Debates
Fauci Plans To Take Up Clown Painting
Eric Topol Teams With Sham-Wow Guy To Boost mRNA Sales And Nasal Sprays
Frank's Hot Sauce Used In Boosters
U.S. And Canadian Officials Urge Vaccinations To Bring Down Inflation
Trudeau Goes For The Degenerate Roman Emperor Look
'Unknown' becomes leading cause of death.
Sudden Muppet Death Syndrome Hits Sesame Street
Canada Day Organizers, Police And Government Lay Down Celebration Rules
Ontario Science Table Releases Preventative Covid Guidelines
Smokey the cat outperforms Covid math modellers.
Vaccines Deified; Calls For Death Penalty For Criticism Of Vaccines.
Medical Orders, Colleges And Pharma Request Official Partnership With Cartel; Mafia.
Breaking: WHO Reclassifies Viruses Originally Named With Generic "Virus".
Epidemiology degrees now available in a Cracker Jack box.
Ottawa Announces New Curriculum Based On 'Gut Feelings' And 'Hunches'.
Tam's Tips And Other Helpful Covid Tidbits
Trudeau Reveals Dates When He'll Test Positive For Covid-19
Francois Legault Unveils New Language Rules
Democrats Rename January 6, January 666
Unvaccinated Runner Wins Marathon After Vaccinated Field Drops Out
CDC Makes Slight Name Change; Introduces New Campaign Motto
Liberal Party applies for official cult status.
Pfizer Hires Robert Crumb as part of PR team.
America Declares A War On The Common Cold
Justin Trudeau Announces Plan To Combat "Extremism" By Resigning.
Chuck Norris Has Covid, Monkeypox, And A Paper Cut.
Researchers Discover Vaccines Can't Harm Keith Richards
New Injection Of Shows Coming This Fall
Baby formula crisis responses from Democrat leadership.
Open Letter to epidemiologists: Shut the fuck up.
Crane rental company U-Crane asks public to stop sending canned goods.
Canada Unveils Plan For Unvaccinated Canadians.
Chrystia and Kamala form Sweet Soul Cringe Sisters Duo
Ukraine To Win All Awards Available
Genghis Khan Roams The Streets
Start-up introduces invisible mask
Nina Jankowicz cast in musical version of 'The Shining'.
Fauci Declares Lockdowns Were All In Your Head
Francois Legault Ordains Himself P'Tit Augustus In Tacky Ceremony
Canada Unveils Abortion Rules For Americans
Joe Biden Can't Follow The Science
Petition to change national anthem to Littlest Hobo theme.
Minister Suggests Abortion Fest.
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Greta: Overturning Roe v. Wade will make climate change permanent.
CTV News presented satire award in error.
Canadians perplexed by countries ending mandates.
Second-rate epidemiologist: Diapers should be considered as an NPI.
New Zealand's largest Sheep Union is concerned with humans taking over their turf.
New study finds Granny was going to die anyway.
Fauci on Ivermectin: What's the mark up?
Man Wins Multiple International Awards For Calling Justin Trudeau a 'Poptart Lasagne'.
World Health Organization Announces Name Change
Long-Covid permanently ruins Boris Johnson's hair.
Tam suggests wearing masks in bathtub; fears rubber duckies are asymptomatic.
FactCheck, Snopes And Politifact Team Up To Fact Check Orwell's 'Nineteen Eighty-Four'.
ROSE TAKES A STROLL THROUGH SESAME STREET
Ontario and Quebec governments conclude vaccination van deal.
Justin and Jagmeet announce they’re the world’s first power couple.
McGill study show masks enhance dining experience.
Justin Trudeau tables Bill C-13 Happy Bill ordering people to be happy on his command.
Fauci considers joining PHAC after he leaves NIAID.
Quebec mulls replacing the Fleur-de-Lys with a Mask on its flag.