"We never said it would take 15 days to flatten the curve!"

After a heated exchange health expert shouted, "It was never meant to be taken literally!"

At the ‘Peter Principle in Action’ (PPA) conference in Brussels that gathered the world’s most mediocre public officials, there was a heated moment after a reporter asked a health expert about the science behind ‘15 days to flatten the curve.”

“How dare you?!” the health expert could be heard shouting A cappella from across the room before the conference began.

Science in their heads

“It was never meant to be taken literally! Our models aren’t perfect but we came damn close!’

The health expert furiously pulled out a mask from his pocket and awkwardly put it on his face crooked staring with eyes of fury before storming off waving his fist and waving his arms violently striking people along the way that left a trail of inured health experts on the ground wailing for a vaccine.

Science in reality

“It was quite the macabre scene seeing all those experts on the floor like that,” a waiter who witnessed the scene said. “But we all went along our duties as people continued to head to the buffet and open bar. They simply walked around the experts,” he added.