Trudeau Reveals Dates When He'll Test Positive For Covid-19
It's part of his 'I promise to be transparent this time' plan.
In a rare act of transparency, Justin Trudeau has revealed how many times he’ll test positive forCovid-19 in the coming months. It is part of his ‘I promise to be transparent this time’ pledge to the Canadian people he so loves, respects, and admires.
“The Prime Minister is disclosing this information because he believes it to be a critical part of his plan to fight extremism and inflation. And the truckers. He just loves to fight for the truckers. And democracy. The Prime Minister is all about freedom and democracy….the Chinese version,” an aide to the Prime Minister told reporters.
The plan is not without criticism. An independent observer said, “This PM expects us to believe he will honour his commitment to be more transparent? It is to laugh. He can’t go a day without being in fear of his own shadow screaming ‘Covid!’ Watch. See that Liberal aide in a mask? Hey, you! Look behind you! COVID GON’CITCH YOU! See how skittish they are as they run off dropping all their files?’
Trudeau’s personal agenda shows he plans to have Covid-19 on the following dates:
July 27
August 14
September 22
October 1 and 26.
November 4 and 23.
All of December.
Covid contractions are subjected to whatever event Justin is attending.
“It’s like a comedian advertising his tour dates. People need to know in advance when they’re coming. I think this move by the PM should be applauded, not criticized. In fact, people who criticize Justin for anything are just sore extremists, Rosemary Barton of CBC said.
The Prime Minister and Health Minister Jean-Yves Duclos were engaged in a ‘bromance-like’ Twitter conversation discussing the need for vaccines because they ‘make all the difference’. Duclos was quoted as saying ‘I like to rub the vaccine all over my head during a bubble bath. The Science (TM) shows it to be 84% safe and effective!”’ to which Trudeau responded with heart and thumbs-up emojis.
Chrystia Freeland too joined in. However, she responded with Nazi symbols. She could not be reached for comment.
Hey, I just wrote this on a substack yesterday.....Poor Trudeau.....He got the "Emergency Act Measures Review/My poll numbers are down/Mendocino is a liar flu"....you know that one...that's the one he got...he was worried it was monkeypox but he's already been vaccinated against that.....oh, and he's a narcissistic asshole, too....so makes you more prone to this.....
Thanks for the laughs JD 😁