The Goolag

Road Rage Incident At Bumper Car Ride

Is it time to crack down on bumper cars?

May 25 • Johnny Dollar

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April 2026

January 2026

Trump Eyes Rome, Offers Carney Governorship

PMO says Carney is happy in Ottawa.

Jan 27 • Johnny Dollar

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Somali daycares swamped by liberal women inquiring about spots for their children.

Somali daycares are facing investigations for fraud and liberal women are once again donning their capes and coming to their rescue.

Jan 27 • Johnny Dollar

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To combat high food costs, Carney introduces his 'One piece of fruit per person' policy.

Carney's bold initiative described as more important than his Davos speech.

Jan 26 • Johnny Dollar

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October 2025

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April 2025

Daily Derp: Elbows Up Magazine Gets Tennis Elbow

Also. Trump threatens tariffs against Canadians as individuals. "Why not? It's not like they're real."

Apr 12, 2025 • Johnny Dollar

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March 2025

Liberals Redefine DEI; Introduce 'Clear the Benches' campaign.

'Now is not the time to go full snowflake'.

Mar 26, 2025 • Johnny Dollar

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January 2025

Treachery Now Legal In Canaloupe

The Hogue Commission renders its crafty conclusions.

Jan 30, 2025 • Johnny Dollar

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October 2024

The Universal Appeal Of (Wet And Dry) Cereal

By Neil De Grasse-Tyson

Oct 21, 2024 • Johnny Dollar

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