Archive - The Goolag

Daily Derp: Mattress hits market for sleepers weary from black fatigue; Michael Cera to play Miles Davis in biopic.

It's a whirlwind of derp.

Oct 4 •

September 2025

College academic claims grieving is 'right-wing extremism' citing study.

Want to grieve? Think again. Study suggests you might be a victim of extremism.

Sep 22 •

July 2025

Elbows and concussion injuries up in Canada

Experts double baffled.

Jul 4 •

April 2025

Daily Derp: Elbows Up Magazine Gets Tennis Elbow

Also. Trump threatens tariffs against Canadians as individuals. "Why not? It's not like they're real."

Apr 12 •

March 2025

Liberals Redefine DEI; Introduce 'Clear the Benches' campaign.

'Now is not the time to go full snowflake'.

Mar 26 •

January 2025

Treachery Now Legal In Canaloupe

The Hogue Commission renders its crafty conclusions.

Jan 30 •

October 2024

The Universal Appeal Of (Wet And Dry) Cereal

By Neil De Grasse-Tyson

Oct 21, 2024 •

Plans To Convert Parliament Into A Daycare Embroiled In Scandal.

Financial and amorous shenanigans mar project.

Oct 12, 2024 •

May 2024

A New Extremely Far Right White Supremacist Group Emerges in Canada.

"What's happening to this colony?"

May 1, 2024 •

February 2024

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