Long-Covid permanently ruins Boris Johnson's hair.

"It's quite the spectacle".

In discussing the issue of ‘Long-Covid’, the condition where patients experience lingering after effects from the virus, Johnson announced his hair was permanently ruined after his bout with the disease.

“My hairstylist just couldn’t tame it. We were flummoxed. And then it came to him. What if this is ‘Long-Covid? “By jove!” I exclaimed! He’s got it!” I thank God I live in a county where non-essential workers can change hats! He went from my hair stylist to my doctor diagnosing me in between scissor switches . It’s a testament to British science we can be a client one second and a patient the next!”

“It was quite the spectacle. We stood before it never having witnessed anything like it in our professional lives'“ Johnson’s stylist confirmed.

“It’s not so bad. I least I don’t have long-stupid like Justin Trudeau. Real long.”

He dismissed outright a person who suggested a better comb.