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New Zealand's largest Sheep Union is concerned with humans taking over their turf.

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New Zealand's largest Sheep Union is concerned with humans taking over their turf.

'These people are nuts".

Johnny Dollar
Apr 28, 2022
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The head of New Zealand’s sheep union, Serta 45, is troubled by the sudden influx of humans in the herd.

“I understand people are scared and seek shelter and security in herds but this is ridiculous. Some of them don’t respect the shepherd claiming social distancing rules aren’t being respected. Another group is demanding we wear masks.”

It’s a clash of civilizations and values that threatens the very peaceful police state. Humans feel sheep aren’t being fair and tolerant towards them.

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“I get the feeling they don’t like us much. I didn’t realize sheep were racist. We’re in the middle of one of the most deadly pandemics in history and all they can think about is to complain about our efforts to mask them up,’ explained Karen Karinisky.

‘We’re here and all masked up and here to stay! We’re going to make sheep proud,’ she said.

“These people are nuts” said one sheep who wished to remain anonymous.

As for the sheep union. There’s a potential they form a new union.

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Marta Staszak
Apr 29, 2022

Thanks, good fun. I like your stuff, clever sarcastic humour (or whatever) appeals heaps to me and I read everything you send to my inbox.

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