World Health Organization Announces Name Change
The most trusted health organization decides to drop 'Health' from its name.
The World Health Organization has rebranded itself. Tedros Ghebreyesus announced a name change was the best way to forward. “As of this minute, say good-bye to World Health Organization….” He then got up and winked and signalled to two porn stars to raise the curtains behind him and shouted, ‘And say hellllloooo to World Organization!'“
Long pause.
“So. Whaddya think? Catchy huh? Justin Trudeau came up with it.”
When the commotion among the half dozen people present settled down he sat at the table to address them while signalling to the porn stars to scram.
“C’man. Who we kidding? We all know we want world domination. I’m not even a doctor for Pete’s sakes. We’ve already changed the name of what a pandemic means. We’ve also changed the definition of what it means to be vaccinated. I mean we change things on the fly and on a whim.”
He was asked if Bill Gates pressured the organization for the name change as it attempts a global medical hostile take over looking to control the public health agencies of the world.
“Bill Gates? I don’t know no Bill Gates. I know a Bill Bates but he’s in accounting. Good guy”.
He was also asked whether China was involved in the name change.
“China? I don’t know no China. I know a Cheena but that’s private.”
Tedros then ended the proceedings but before he did he signalled to the porn stars. They releases two balloons while blowing into blow horns as a clown rode around on a tricycle before crashing into the speakers causing a fire and possibly killing the clown and one of the porn stars.
Tedros ran off with a ballon shouting, ‘Don’t forget! World Organization!"