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Clue To Add Weapon And Room To Game

"To reflect the times".

Johnny Dollar
Oct 28, 2022
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Murder-mystery game Clue announced it has added a room and weapon to its roster.

“We have to evolve with the times. Focus groups were revealing we needed more scenarios and combinations. Times have changed and Covid accelerated this fact so we need to evolve to reflect the times. This is why we’re adding a hospital room and a syringe to the roster,” head game developer Ross Ro announced via satellite from his home in Oklahoma

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The creators are also considering adding a character.

“We naturally are looking at a Doctor. Dr. Robert in honour of the song from The Beatles album Revolver. We’re also getting fans who have written in suggesting Dr. Fauci and Dr. Tam be added. There’s also a potential to add a Nurse to the mix. We expect a decision soon. We have to make sure any decision doesn’t lead to the freezing of our bank accounts or a visit from NIH/Pfizer goons. We hear they show up with white lab coats and big clown shoes to threaten and intimidate people”, Ro continued.

Ro further added they either may add the hospital to the existing roster of rooms or remove the Dining Room. “Who uses the dining room anymore anyway?” he asked.

The new version of the game is expected in the fall of 2023.

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Mathew Aldred
Writes Build Back Better
Oct 28, 2022Liked by Johnny Dollar

Great idea. They are going to make a killing.

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Marta Staszak
Oct 29, 2022

😀😀😀

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