New study finds Granny was going to die anyway.
"Mother nature's a bitch".
A short four-line study not likely to be peer-reviewed for its ‘obtuse realism’, the authors concluded: “factors completely out of our hands dictate Mother Nature in tandem with the Grim Reaper will determine who dies. Furthermore, all futile measures come from man’s own hubris and inability to accept fallibility. Not the virus. Leave the virus alone.”
In short, the study concluded, “granny was going to die no matter what we did. Mother Nature’s a bitch. A real bitch.”
It also noted, “children who didn’t wear masks are not murderers. The end.”
The study cost $45 000 to conduct, It did not examine the role of governors and premiers sending infected people into long-term facilities.
A weakness the authors acknowledged in the paper.
“They did the best they could with the available lies and propaganda they peddled” it stated.