Order Of Physicians And Canadian Medical Association Mandate Clown Noses For Doctors While Treating Covid

Doctors baffled by decision

In its latest protocol update for Covid treatments at the 1st Annual Nuffin But Covid Medical Summit , various medical organizations including the Order of Physicians from 10 provinces, the Canadian Medical Association and Paul from the University of Science Boogaloo have mandated that doctors wear clown noses.

How am I supposed to know why you got a heart attack at 20? Yuk, yuk, yuk!

“It’s fun,” said Dr. Janet van Vlymen President of the Ontario chapter of the Order of Physicians. “We find as we send people off to psychotherapy for refusing to get vaccinated with an experimental drug of dubious efficacy they’re more receptive when a clown does it. See? Here’s my nose.”

Jack Spitnaya President of Trust Dr. Doctor expressed his approval of the move stating, “We think it will lighten the mood a little. Ventilators, masks and Remdisivir are not exactly like eating a Kit-Kat bar.”

Physicians have come under heavy criticism for their support of vaccine passports, masks and other measures with little to no scientific data or rationale to back up their claims.

Calls for the use of antivirals including Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine were not discussed at the meeting. “Why? We introduced the red nose initiative. That in of itself is a remedy,” Paul said.

“I think it’s important we never lose sight of the fact we must do no harm and not divide people. Clowns have united people for ages. Who doesn't remember Patches?” he continued.

Some doctors have expressed skepticism about the decision. “It’s baffling,” said one who asked to remain anonymous. ‘I’m baffled” another added who also wished to not divulge their name. “With all the baffling going around since at least March of 2021, you would think the summit would focus on why we’re seeing so many sudden deaths. We’re baffled and we needed answers,” Paul’s doctor friend Rick told us.

As for nurses, the conference declared they must wear sexy nurse uniforms but must wear masks at all times.

The next summit will be next year in Flin Flon, Manitoba at the Bobby Clarke Puck Museum.