Virtue Signallers File Grievance Against Justin Trudeau
"He's stealing our vibe" President of VSANA.
The Virtue Signallers Association Of North American (VSANA) has filed a grievance against the Prime Minister of Canada to the Federal Ombudsman.
“We have filed an application to the Ombudsman to look into the Prime Minister’s consistent abuse of virtue signalling” explained the lawyer for VSANA Brenda-Karen Smith.
It is the first complaint of its kind in the Western world and the President of VSANA Karen Picagendur is confident the Ombudsman will rule in VSANA’s favor.
“Virtue-signalling is serious business. We don’t need no private school frat-house white privileged brat filled with toxic quasi-masculinity making our jobs any harder and undermining our work. He’s stealing our vibe” she concluded.
The Ombudsman’s office is currently reviewing the application and offered no comment except to say, “Here at the O we are an equal opportunity employee and kindly request people submit their reports in gender neutral language and to consider wearing a mask at all times for the environment and Ukraine. That oughta cover it.”
O Canada, good mourning, deep sympathy, what have you done, what have you become ? You just blow my kind of useless brains out in slow motion and replay, very nice. My hemispheric civil war, Left/Right parts of the brain, has me totally annihilated. It´s been a bloodbath, authentic slaughterhouse art. I wonder why I´m still talking, whining like a fooking beach in frozen heat hallucinating peace. Well, it must be Darwin´s inertia, or wishful thinking, or brain or $$$hitstorming.
Merry Christmas ! I celebrate the birth of Jesus, soberly imagining peace. It´s a selfless time where I tend to forgive and try to forget the mundane stuff that wears me down.
My used Swiss pocket knife instantly turns into an essential AR 15 and my rusty machete into an existential dilemma between an AK 47 and a Dragunov. Dear God, please forbid any home invaders from visiting or even burglarizing my humble shed in the jungle, only monkeys, snakes, and mosquitoes allowed !!!
This degenerate bizarro is WW3 upon all of us !!! But one just can´t go down without a fight, one´s rocking boat, one´s tough rules ! Imagine us handicapped in third-world countries heavily sanctioned by the US and EU. We´d love to have your first-world problems, I can understand you ! But maybe not, ours, struggling for mere survival, make us realize that slavery was not abolished a century ago, as it´s been bragged about in history textbooks. Evolution is only Evilution, humanity never learns. Darwin is always at it.
Scorch-earth regards from the tropical wilderness in Nicaragua, Central America, so every day I do or live real Safari. Sometimes I feel even overwhelmed by so much nature. No digital currency down here, and hardly any cash. I scrape by close to the Masaya Lagoon and Volcano, dubbed the Gates of Hell, google it. You know, hell, sweet home. Not sweet, really, kind of bittersweet ! My shabby $2 flip-flop Ferrari I walk drives me nuts, which is ludicrous. Yet I´m grateful in this hardcore jungle, for being still alive. Merely breathing is a blessing.
Joy just to breathe ! Life is not a word, it is a sentence. Joy to be able to enJOY it however cruel, bad, or ugly it gets. But who am I, to be this privileged ? I´m just a soldier of Christ, nobly humble cannon fodder, fighting in the first row, bruised and bloodied, one-armed, bringing a breath to the world, still breathing, quite heavily, though, praising the Lord, all in Jesus´ name, to the best of my ability, to my very last breath on the battlefield called LIFE ! For how much longer ? That´s the million dollar question !