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Unvaccinated Runner Wins Marathon After Vaccinated Field Drops Out

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Unvaccinated Runner Wins Marathon After Vaccinated Field Drops Out

"They kept falling all around me".

Johnny Dollar
Jun 9, 2022
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Unvaccinated Runner Wins Marathon After Vaccinated Field Drops Out

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The first annual ‘mRNA, M’kay’ marathon was filled with drama as an unvaccinated marathon runner emerged as the winner after his main challengers either fell due to injury or even, unfortunately, death.

“They kept falling all around me. One second I’m in a dead-heat with someone and when I looked over they weren’t there,” said Al-Halballs Hariri-Harry. “But hey. a win’s a win and I dedicate this win to my home country of Dotonmap”.

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It was later discovered the entire field, triple vaccinated, was felled by mysterious circumstances.

“It’s a kind of Sudden Drop Dead Syndrome. All we know is everyone except Al was vaccinated. It’s a head-scratcher,” race organizer Pam Bevaderp explained.

Later, the marathon committee put out a statement sending their condolences to those injured or who passed away.

As for Hariri-Harry, he’s looking forward to the next race saying, “I like my chances”.

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