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Joe Biden Can't Follow The Science

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Joe Biden Can't Follow The Science

"He can't find his way to the egg nog bowl".

Johnny Dollar
May 10, 2022
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Joe Biden Can't Follow The Science

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President Joe Biden (the first President to *cough* win 81 million votes), is fond of saying ‘follow the science’.

But a startling revelation came to light when an aide leaked the truth about what really goes on in the White House.

I know I have to follow something.

“Joe can’t follow the science. He can’t even follow simple instructions to the egg nog bowl which he’s just as fond of as ice cream.”

The aide spoke exclusively to The Goolag saying ‘you guys are about as influential as Joy Behar. And just as funny. So I’m safe to leak this information.”

It could have been worse. She could have compared us to Whoopi.

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