Chuck Norris Has Covid, Monkeypox, And A Paper Cut.
The cult legend still plans to run his favorite marathon.
Celebrity legend Chuck Norris announced he has Covid-19 and monkeypox.
“When I was informed, I responded not today,” he said.
“It was remarkable. It was almost like he willed it out of him. Didn’t even have a chance to address his paper cut. I had a syringe all ready to go but he just slapped his thighs, got up and walked away kicking one of the pharma reps in the stomach on the way out,” Norris’s doctor explained.
Norris’s agent added, “Chuck will run in the “Spooks” marathon. It’s something he cares deeply about.”
“Spooks” raises awareness against pharma shills and spook bureaucrats looking to usher in a medical tyranny.
His next movie will be about taking down the World Health Organization and Bill Gates,” his agent also announced.