Petition to change national anthem to Littlest Hobo theme.

Why?

Why not?

It’s not like Canadians are standing on guard for thee, right?

While we’re at, time to give London a Gemini posthumously as well as a statue on Parliament Hill.

If you oppose this, you hate dogs. And granny. And you’re racist. Possibly a rapist. No, wait. You’re a rapist.