In Wake Of Invasion By 50 Illegal Migrants Name Change From Martha's Vineyards To Karen's Vineyards Petitioned

"Not in my back compound!"

Martha’s Vineyard has been invaded by 50 illegal aliens after they were shipped to the wealthy island by Florida Governor Ron De Santis.

The move has residents worried and angry.

“Look. I’m not racist. I vote for all the diversity motions at my university and make it a point to talk to all the black people in my faculty” a professor at the local University Boogaloo said. "Wait. These are South American blacks, right? Whatever. The bottom line is this is such a picturesque, sleepy place that needs to be protected," she continued.

Organizing an angry, white wealthy mob is difficult but Karen Roupelle is up to the task.

“I wrote to the Governor and Senator of Massachusetts. I asked them where are we going to put all these people?”

She walked to the end of the street and shouted, “Where?”

Where to put the Brown Irish?

Composing herself she continued, “Don Deesantus, or whatever his name is, is going to hear an earful from me, I can promise you that. Even if we have to put up a wall. We Codders….when we get mad……we break out the cod. Not in my back compound as we say. I think that’s what we say. ”

The residents of the vineyard fully support her efforts. “Karen is a firecracker. If there’s anyone you don’t want asking for the manager it’s her. In fact, we’re already petitioning the state to change the name of the place to Karen’s Vineyard.”