The Liberal Party of Canada under its authoritarian cult leader Justin ‘Cooba’ Trudeau has officially filed for cult status.
“We’re excited to announce transitioning from party to cult,” Justin whispered limply. “It’s what Canadians want,” dead eyes staring into the camera.
Pundits have speculated for months the party was actively considering the move. “Quite frankly, it suits them. They’re not a party in a classic sense. They really do operate like a cult,” said a professor from the University of Politics Boogaloo. “We academics support this and look forward to joining. Wait. We’re already in,” he added.
The government also announced the purchase of millions of Kool-Aid vials and cyanide. “As we enter summer, Kool-Aid is refreshing and healthy. It’s what Canadians want,” “Justice” minister David Lametti said explaining the purchase.
Public Security minister and professional goofball enthusiast Marco Mendicino came crashing through the walls serving Kool-Aid to attendees.
On the same day, the Mentally Ill Association of Canada requested funding to build new asylums stating simply “We’re not well”.
It’s what Canadians want.
No protests, no guns, high gas prices, food shortages and managing your speech? What could possibly go wrong....."The totalitarian states can do great things, but there is one thing they cannot do: they cannot give the factory-worker a rifle and tell him to take it home and keep it in his bedroom. That rifle, hanging on the wall of the working-class flat or laborer's cottage, is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there."
George Orwell
...also, love the masked bandits behind him...adds to the political theatre....
I got excited (the missus had been suffering) after reading the headline “Liberal Party Applies for Official Cunt Status” but then I saw the typo and tried to withdraw my glee, but Missus said too bad, you are already over invested.