Canada Unveils Abortion Rules For Americans

As the most compassionate country in the world, Canada announced rules for Americans who are looking to cross over and get an abortion.

“As Bono always says. the world needs more Canada. And turmeric. I love turmeric. But don’t use too much of it!” said Minister of Families Karina Gould before disclosing details of her plan.

Unvaccinated white women. Out.

The rules set are as follows:

-Any unvaccinated transgender male is permitted under the Rachel Levine exemption.

-Any unvaccinated member of the LGBTQQIP2SAA+++===!^@^%# community.

-Any unvaccinated person who states they hate Donald Trump.

-Any unvaccinated Hispanic or undocumented human.

-Any unvaccinated black individuals.

-Any unvaccinated Native Americans.

-Any vaccinated persons.

-Any unvaccinated Democrat voter.

*Amnesty will be given to fugitives on the run. The vaccination requirement will be waived.

Not permitted.

-All unvaccinated white and Asian heterosexual women.

-Any citizens of states currently under a Republican administration.

-Any Republican voter.

- White supremacists. (exceptions given for vaccinated racists).

- All unvaccinated truckers.

All must wear a face shield and mask to protect themselves, others and granny. Plus they will need to quarantine for 14 - no - 15 days.