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New Injection Of Shows Coming This Fall

Entertainment companies hope to reap their fair share of pharma profits.

Johnny Dollar
May 26, 2022
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Marvel introduced a new member to their cast of legendary heroes. A Marvel exec revealed, “Dr. Enjeckshur goes around saving unsuspecting lives by injecting them with non-sterilizing an experimental vaccine he invented but has been rejected by society because that isn’t very good at stopping infection nor does it stop transmission while vaccinated patients spread the disease like a prostitute spreads STD’s. Feeling disrespected, he nonetheless believes his serum to be highly effective and beneficial to all. Come to think of it, he sounds more like a villain.”

Moving on.

Originally written for John Carpenter, Disney’s Vaccinocchio is the story of an evil wooden marionette armed with a wood file and a syringe stabbing people in the eye with his magic potion to ‘protect them and their grannies forever’. “We felt this movie had a great message about vaccines. And Vac is trans-gender!” said CEO Bob Chapek.

The stress of waiting for a 6th booster.

A new reality TV series is coming this fall. “My Boosted Life” follows the lives of hypochondriacs who are committed to the booster regiment encouraged by public officials. “I can’t get enough of these shots. I hope they keep making them,” one of the stars of the show revealed. “Its premise is based on Hoarders in that we get a glimpse into the lives of people who follow public health policy to the T living in a Covid-bubble in masks and endless boosters. Following 'My Boosted Life’ is ‘My Fucked Up Life And The Quacks Who Did This To Me’ which follows these people into their psychiatric sessions. Look for the trailer “We’re gonna need bigger couches!”

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Marta Staszak
May 26, 2022Liked by Johnny Dollar

Thanks for the laughs JD, absurdly sad, as it is, you've got to laugh to prevent deepening depression, don't you?!

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