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Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides
LOS ANGELES, CA — As Hurricane Hilary prepares to make landfall in Southern California, the World Meteorological Organization has announced that all deaths resulting from the storm will be ruled as suicides.
"We are seeing Hilary continue to weaken as it approaches the West Coast, so we have high hopes that it will not cause any, um... suicides," said meteorologist Fritz McBeely to reporters. "But we must be aware, this storm is highly unpredictable and could potentially suicide anyone foolish enough to stand in its way."
Local authorities in Los Angeles have warned their people to board up windows, stack sandbags, and refuse to testify against the hurricane in a court of law in order to avoid being suicided. "The threat is real," warned McBeely.
At publishing time, several weather sources had confirmed that they are struggling to track the storm as their weather prediction servers were mysteriously drenched in bleach and smashed with a hammer overnight.
Your satire never fails to elicit lols from me! Thanks. I needed this today ❤️
yo,JD, truly a Babylon🐝 worthy post, comme ça...babylonbee.com /news/deaths-caused-by-hurricane-hilary-to-be-labeled-suicides
Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides
LOS ANGELES, CA — As Hurricane Hilary prepares to make landfall in Southern California, the World Meteorological Organization has announced that all deaths resulting from the storm will be ruled as suicides.
"We are seeing Hilary continue to weaken as it approaches the West Coast, so we have high hopes that it will not cause any, um... suicides," said meteorologist Fritz McBeely to reporters. "But we must be aware, this storm is highly unpredictable and could potentially suicide anyone foolish enough to stand in its way."
Local authorities in Los Angeles have warned their people to board up windows, stack sandbags, and refuse to testify against the hurricane in a court of law in order to avoid being suicided. "The threat is real," warned McBeely.
At publishing time, several weather sources had confirmed that they are struggling to track the storm as their weather prediction servers were mysteriously drenched in bleach and smashed with a hammer overnight.
Ha, ha ha....thanks for a very hearty chuckle !
By the way, many a truth is spoken in jest...oh dear.
FIAT Chrysler hasn't existed for a couple years. It's Stellantis now.
Lol. That's true. The French are now involved.
Thanks for the laughs though, admittedly, this is not a laughing matter.