In the latest press conference with the “government” of Canada, Dr. Theresa Tam monotonously and lethargically updated a nation gripped by sheer fear and retardedness the Covid-19 situation in Canada. “Based on our super-duper modelling projections tabulated by the finest smoking monkeys in the world, the situation is morbidly dire. We expect half the Canadian population to die in the next 6212 months.” As soon as she ended her statement, a doctor took her pulse and checked her eyes before removing her oxygen tank.
Well, sometimes mid last year the Chief Health Officer of South Australia fronted the cameras to tell people that during the game of football, if the ball happens in their direction, they are to duck and not to touch it...
Tam suggests wearing masks in bathtub; fears rubber duckies are asymptomatic.
Well, sometimes mid last year the Chief Health Officer of South Australia fronted the cameras to tell people that during the game of football, if the ball happens in their direction, they are to duck and not to touch it...
Thanks for the laughs.