Months Dedicated To Groups Announced.

But the list has some groups feeling excluded.

In an effort to transform Canada into a major post-national state, the Liberals are proposing designating 12 months for 12 groups to celebrate marginalized people under constant threat from traditionally antiquated Canadians.

”We see this as a key step in transitioning into a post-nation state,” an official with the government said. “The rising tide of aggression and vicious assaults on our LBGT……Q….plus……R….you know the rest has reached pandemic levels and we need to vaccinate this problem immediately. This bill addresses this concern and if you oppose it you’re a very mean, evil uneducated right-wing person.”

However, the effort has already been met with criticism from groups not chosen to be included.

“For a state that claims to be committed to inclusivity and diversity, their announcement has left us literally shaking,” President of ‘We R Us’ Leslie Latarda said in an email.

The Deaf, Dumb and Blind Association also expressed disappointment. “The government explained their decision to not include us was a ‘bummer’ stating the DDB is a fundamental part of the regime’s DIE program but they, unfortunately, could not undo the promises made to other groups, adding they ‘regret the error’. But they did send us a neat CRISPR food basket. We love Timothy’s coffee.”

The bill dedicates a month to the following groups:

1. Pride month.

2. Black history month.

3. Hispanic history month.

4. Latino people month.

5. Pride month.

6. White atonement month.

7. Southeast Asian people month.

8. Black people month.

9. Pride month.

10. Anti-fascist-Nazi-mascuine-Russia-current thing month.

11. Pedophelia pride month.

12. Pride month.

A clerk from Justin Trudeau’s office addressed the complaints from groups who feel excluded. “We have heard the concerns from various groups and we’re working hard to DIE harder for them. But the challenge is Earth is set up as a darn 12-month calendar. But reality has never stopped us before and we’re looking at splitting every month in half that way we can have 24 months. It accomplished two things. It adds more groups and therefore is more inclusive while at the same time making science more precise because of DIE.”

Love lives here.

The goal, according to the clerk, is to ensure no one is left off the bus and that Canada has their backs.

Expect a revision to our calendar in the coming months.