LGBTQ++++++++++++++++ Group Demands Claudine Gay Change Her Name.
"She has brought disrepute to our community."
The Association of People With Alternative Lifestyles Who Fit In Good - an LBGTQ+ non-profit for-profit advocacy charity - has publicly requested that Claudine Gay change her name.
“She has brought disrepute to our community,” the President of the association told a reported who then relayed the information to The Goolag via text.
She further stated, “It shouldn’t be too hard for her to find another name. She can copy one. She seems to be good at that sort of thing. Or, since we’re a solution-based organization might we suggest the name Claudia Merry?”
Eminent racists Ibram X. Kendi and the flaming flake Robin Di Angelo have come to Gay’s defence.
What she did wasn’t ‘plagiarism-plagiarism’ Kendi explained. ‘Her error was underestimating just how deep white supremacy runs in our lives. Copying other people’s work - especially black people - is actually celebrating that person you copy. White people don’t understand this cultural hiccup.”
Di Angelo added from her Anti-White rubber room, “Plagiarism is a white construct. Anything white, like the sheets in this room, is racist. There’s nothing white people can do about that. How we conceptualize the fragility of our precarious whiteindology is through the prism of gods and angels we presuppose are white going back to the days of Cain and Eve. Or something. It’s Cain and Eve, right? Or is Able and Adam? Amos and Andy? Anyway, Gay is not to be faulted. She couldn’t help it. Being black and all.”
This important issue has opened up a meaningful debate among academics with some wondering if it should become a legal matter.
”No one should have to change their name but in this case, perhaps it’s all for the better. If it offends someone then I think we should even consider it to become law,” a professor from the University of Interpretative Law and Dance Boogaloo declared.
The former token Harvard President could not be reached for comment. Instead, she issued a statement which turned out to be plagiarized.