Dr. Robert Malone Joins This Old House; Shares Tips On How To Change Tire.

"Robert has many faces he wants to explore."

Dr. Robert Malone, the enigmatic but ubiquitous mRNA guru spook turned anti-Covid mRNA injections crusader, is set to join This Old House - aka Where do they get the money?

“We welcome Dr. Malone to the TOH team. He brings an extraordinary amount of knowledge across a spectrum of topics. Robert can talk gene editing to window pane caulking effortlessly.”

Is New England ready for GC Malone?

Malone is also rumoured to be joining the Food Network as a contestant on Iron Chef. But insiders have revealed Malone is requesting to be a judge.

“Robert has many faces he wants to explore,” his agent explained.

Mr. Malone did not need to return our call having answered the phone on the first ring. We asked him what he plans to bring to the TOH family and responded by giving us a top on how to change a tire. “Always lubricate the nuts and bolts. Always. And be careful to not use too much torque! Too much tension on the bolts could damage the mag and wheel! The tension brought about by mass psychosis is real and that’s because we’re giving too much torque to the masses. What that torque is could be fear or the vaccines. I don’t know. But I do know the Price isn’t always Right.”

You can catch Dr. Malone on This Old House in the fall.