Buffy Sainte-Marie Embraces Career Change
Elizabeth Warren and Nkechi Amare Diallo (ne Rachel Dolezal) offer advice and encouragement.
Iconic Indigenous musical performer Buffy Sainte-Marie is on a new journey. After the revelations about her Italian-English-American ancestry surfaced, Sainte-Marie decided to not let it define her.
“I think the whistling winds from the woods whence my spiritual ancestors originate have spoken to me. It’s time to release a new album,’ she told The Goolag’s new cub reporter 'Jimmy Cents.
It’s been a wild whirlwind of discovery for Sainte-Marie. “It’s like I rediscovered myself under the canapé of the sun and fury of the fire. It’s like the coyotes spoke to me through ancient ancestors……and well you know.”
Determined to not let this mistake derail her career, Sainte-Marie decided to hit the studio to embrace another heritage and record Italian-American songs. “Who says you can’t sing for two cultures?" her agent said. “Buffy can just as easily be Buffi.”
If anything, Sainte-Marie has two fans in her corner who will purchase her music.
“As long as Buffy sings her truth, she’ll always be a daughter of wisdom,” part Cherokee Elizabeth Warren said. “1/32 is better than nothing I tell ya. I feel the pain of my people every day and so I know what Buffy is going through. I can’t wait to listen to her songs. Reminds me of my Pow Wow cookbook.”
For her part, Rachel Dolezal offered some advice, “Remember Buffy, like gender, race is fluid. Flu-id.”
Here’s the list of Italian songs Sainte-Marie will be performing:
Calabrisella Mia.
Volare, Nel Blu (Dipinto Di Blu)
O Sole Mio.
Funiculi, Funicula.
Senza Una Donna
Gloria
L’Italiano
Con Te Partiro
Felicita
Marina
Reginella Campagnola
La Spagnola
Piemontesina
Chitarra Romana
La Mia Mamma
La Luna Ammenzu ‘O Mari
Tarantella
Dominick the Donkey
Pepino the Italian Mouse
Mambo Italiano
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