64% of Canadians believe Anne Frank was occupying her flat while hiding from the Nazis

Canadians are rethinking the famous diary.

A stunning new poll revealed that opinion on Anne Frank has shifted in Canada.

“It was an eye opener'“ the lead pollster explained to The Goolag. “Canadians now feel that it’s likely Anne Frank was occupying space to avoid paying her fair share of the rent and was exaggerating her life was in danger, therefore it was justified to snitch on her.”

”It’s a fascinating sociological shift through remarkable mental gymnastics of historical facts. It appears the pseudo-philosophy of Wokism is being integrated into the historical record, “Professor Atlee at the faculty of Sociological Intrigues at University Over There told us.

Jew honking occupier

One respondent said, “Anne Franks may have been taking a spot from someone who really needed it. That’s not right.”

Another said, “If Anne Frank had nothing to hide then there was nothing to worry about because the Nazis had bigger Jews to get. Man, the ego on that girl.”

The comments displayed a similar pattern throughout the survey. For example, one person interviewed explained, “She should have just come out of hiding and go to court and face a fair trial like the rest of us would. She was probably misguided by right-wing freedumbers and their misinformation.” And, “Ha, ha. Anne Frank would have protested mandates with the truckers. She got what was coming.”

It’s a change in attitude that would have been inconceivable before 2015 according to Professor Atlee “I think Canadians haven’t just lost their moral compass. They flat out are stuck in arrested development.”

In a separate poll, 84% said they would turn any facet or knob if they were asked to as long as an expert asked.

Canadians are increasingly more comfortable with the fact they indeed would have called the police on Anne Frank.

But they believe they would have been polite about it.

Rules are rules and Canadians are sticklers for rules believing they’re never meant to be broken.