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After suspending elections, Ukraine vaults into #1 spot by democracy experts.
"It was a satisfying moment for Ukraine".
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Fact Checking Teams Introduce J-Experts.
A collaborative effort is underway to protect journalism and democracy.
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Hospitals Redefine Their Oath From Do No Harm to Follow The Fucken Protocols.
Neo-Enlightenment comes to medicine.
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Trump Takes Credit For Rise In Heart Attacks
Former President - and perhaps comeback President in November - Donald Trump is on the campaign trail Trumpisizing his record. Trump has claimed to be…
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Op-Ed: Firing Journalists Is Like Firing Democracy
It's a brutal day for us all.
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LGBTQ++++++++++++++++ Group Demands Claudine Gay Change Her Name.
"She has brought disrepute to our community."
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Innovative Doctor Set To Implant Dog Ears On Woman Who Identifies As A Dog.
Pushing the boundaries of scientism.
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January 2024

Real Madrid to take on Fake Madrid in battle of existential realities.
The titan and the minnow will square off in Truman Burbank Tournament
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Zelensky Fails To Qualify For Bank Loan
Ukraine leader has a cash flow problem.
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Ancient Spices Runs Afoul Of Health Officials
Tumeric and cumin are among the list of spices that have experts worried.
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Law & Order Makeover In The Works?
Iconic show looking to keep up with changing times.
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November 2023

Buffy Sainte-Marie Embraces Career Change
Elizabeth Warren and Nkechi Amare Diallo (ne Rachel Dolezal) offer advice and encouragement.
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